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Here's how to properly trawl for sex on Tinder.
horny singles in your area.) But since women are the sex that's less inclined to serial killing and wearing chin-strap facial hair, we employ a bit more of a vetting process.
If she's really up for getting together—or even just dirty phone stuff—she will indicate this.
If she does not say as much IN A CLEAR AND AFFIRMATIVE WAY, leave her be. It's so damn hard to find the two-headed dragon of enthusiastic consent and availability.
Then afterwards we can amuse ourselves by pretending to feel guilty.
Later you can use me as a story to turn on your much more age-appropriate boyfriend. You are lying in the hospital sick and weak and sort of disgusting looking, and have some kind of painkiller-induced crush on me, but really I’m just going to get drunk with my girlfriends later and talk about how gross and weird your head wound is.
4) Let’s pretend we’re online, and in two different cities, and it’s 3 a.m.
It's transparent and lazy, and makes us assume you're not someone who is concerned about stuff like consent or whether the other person actually enjoys sex.
In fact, that shotgun-blast sex-questionnaire is a pretty good indicator that you're one of those guys who blindly jabs away at our female parts like a little brother annoying his big brother on a family road trip.
We won’t sleep together, we’ll just hang out a lot in some sort of maybe we’re flirting, maybe we’re not ego-feeding haze, until we make out one night in the car and it gets awkward and we stop texting each other 15 times a day and maybe start hanging out with some other people.